1 00:00:09,480 --> 00:00:12,360 Wa�ter, run for �t 2 00:01:19,040 --> 00:01:22,320 D�rected by 3 00:01:24,120 --> 00:01:26,960 What are you doing? Can you hear? 4 00:01:28,400 --> 00:01:31,360 You'll flood the Parizeks out again. 5 00:01:31,800 --> 00:01:33,960 You are out of your mind. 6 00:01:34,800 --> 00:01:37,560 Why fill it up so? 7 00:01:39,400 --> 00:01:41,760 What? - Why so full? 8 00:01:41,960 --> 00:01:44,360 To cover my knees. 9 00:01:44,760 --> 00:01:46,960 Oh my, hurry up, you will be late. 10 00:01:47,400 --> 00:01:50,160 I hope you don't need more than fifty crowns. 11 00:01:51,400 --> 00:01:53,360 Well, in fact I do. 12 00:01:53,840 --> 00:01:56,360 I have to buy petrol and a bottle, too. 13 00:01:56,840 --> 00:01:59,760 You filled her up yesterday, fifty is quite enough. 14 00:02:02,200 --> 00:02:04,960 So what, so what. I'm to wear this? 15 00:02:05,280 --> 00:02:08,160 You've no choice! 16 00:02:08,280 --> 00:02:11,360 You can't wear a ski-jacket. - I hate wearing it. 17 00:02:11,800 --> 00:02:14,560 Where else would you wear it? 18 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:17,960 For weddings and funerals - not to a classmates'meeting! 19 00:02:18,800 --> 00:02:21,760 You look very nice in it. - No... 20 00:02:23,400 --> 00:02:25,960 What do you want, you look just fine. - Well, bye, bye, well... 21 00:02:26,280 --> 00:02:29,160 This time mind you don't... ...be a good boy! 22 00:02:32,280 --> 00:02:34,960 My classmates? Do you know how old they are? 23 00:02:35,400 --> 00:02:38,360 It's not them I mind. There could be some young wives around. 24 00:02:41,800 --> 00:02:43,760 'Bye... - 'bye... 25 00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:45,960 See you. 26 00:03:03,400 --> 00:03:05,960 'Bye, daddy, 'bye, daddy,! 27 00:03:07,640 --> 00:03:10,360 See you... Get back, you'll catch cold! - 'Bye, daddy, 'bye, daddy,! 28 00:03:41,120 --> 00:03:43,960 I want to pay. 29 00:03:45,400 --> 00:03:47,960 Me too. Do you have red wine? 30 00:03:48,400 --> 00:03:51,360 A bootle of red wine, That's okay. 31 00:03:56,000 --> 00:03:58,960 Sorry, chum, you look like a waiter. Are you angry? 32 00:03:59,200 --> 00:04:01,360 No. - Not a bit? 33 00:04:01,760 --> 00:04:04,360 Not a bit. 34 00:04:09,280 --> 00:04:09,960 Just a little bit angry? 35 00:04:12,600 --> 00:04:14,960 Not at all. 36 00:04:15,600 --> 00:04:17,960 Don't lie. A little bit, then. 37 00:04:18,400 --> 00:04:21,160 A little. Good bye. 38 00:04:22,680 --> 00:04:25,360 I had three gins. 39 00:04:31,600 --> 00:04:34,360 But I'm not a waiter. 40 00:04:34,600 --> 00:04:36,960 Pay inside. 41 00:04:37,400 --> 00:04:39,960 No, no, no, wait, wait, come back. 42 00:04:40,480 --> 00:04:43,560 Look me in the eyes, don't be ashamed of being a waiter! 43 00:04:46,360 --> 00:04:48,960 It's a nice job! 44 00:04:49,160 --> 00:04:51,760 People fo worse things, right? 45 00:04:52,120 --> 00:04:53,960 Right. 46 00:04:55,000 --> 00:04:57,960 There you have it. I do the drinking, you collect the money. 47 00:04:59,000 --> 00:05:01,960 So don't make me mad. - Oh, all right then. 48 00:05:04,480 --> 00:05:06,960 Hey, you are off now? Where are you off to? 49 00:05:07,520 --> 00:05:10,160 A meeting. Will you give me a push? 50 00:05:10,720 --> 00:05:13,560 If I don't fall... 51 00:05:29,160 --> 00:05:31,960 So waiters are holding a meeting. 52 00:05:32,560 --> 00:05:35,360 That's why I waited so long to pay. It's a nice job, noce one... 53 00:05:40,880 --> 00:05:43,160 ...with his brother in Romania. 54 00:05:43,560 --> 00:05:46,360 This is my youngest, Millie, 55 00:05:47,680 --> 00:05:50,560 our middle daughter Theresa, the oldest Katie. 56 00:05:52,480 --> 00:05:55,360 Well, and later I did not work so well... well. 57 00:05:56,720 --> 00:05:59,560 And this is Yugoslavia. We went there last year. 58 00:05:59,720 --> 00:06:01,960 Don's mind the man on the left to much. That is my husband. 59 00:06:02,400 --> 00:06:04,960 Well, and that's about all about me. 60 00:06:05,280 --> 00:06:08,160 Now gimme a drink, quick, my throat has all dried out from all that talking. 61 00:06:08,440 --> 00:06:10,960 Now Jelinek. - I did engineering, 62 00:06:11,800 --> 00:06:14,560 spent two years in Plzen, in the Skoda factory... 63 00:06:14,880 --> 00:06:17,560 The photos, move it! ...Then for three years, I was 64 00:06:17,800 --> 00:06:20,760 ...three years in India, and then two years in Mongolia, 65 00:06:21,800 --> 00:06:24,760 then I was the company's representative in Egypt, Cuba, Lybia... 66 00:06:26,000 --> 00:06:28,560 Say where you haven't been, that'll be quicker. 67 00:06:29,000 --> 00:06:31,960 I have one kid. This is George. Takes after his Daddy. Let go, will you. 68 00:06:33,400 --> 00:06:35,960 Waiter, you are neglecting us! 69 00:06:37,400 --> 00:06:39,960 No, that's my wife. 70 00:06:41,480 --> 00:06:44,360 Waiter! Me first. I drink anything. 71 00:06:44,800 --> 00:06:47,760 Vanek, Vanek, you'll come to a bad end, quoting Professor Prikryl. 72 00:06:48,400 --> 00:06:50,960 Switch the light on! Look who's here! 73 00:06:51,720 --> 00:06:54,360 We didn't think you'd come! 74 00:06:57,000 --> 00:06:59,760 You haven't changed at all! 75 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:02,360 I wouldn't have recognised you. 76 00:07:02,680 --> 00:07:04,960 Man, can you believe that I thought of you just yeasterday? 77 00:07:05,360 --> 00:07:07,960 Are you busy next week? - Hello, Dalibor! 78 00:07:08,360 --> 00:07:10,960 Rudolph! Hello. 79 00:07:11,400 --> 00:07:15,360 Manuella! This is my friend Dalibor Vrana. We used to sit together in the last... 80 00:07:15,800 --> 00:07:18,360 ...row, I know. 81 00:07:18,480 --> 00:07:20,960 That's right. 82 00:07:21,600 --> 00:07:24,360 My hand you may kiss. Surely that's permitted? 83 00:07:26,000 --> 00:07:28,960 My I? - Oh, come on... 84 00:07:29,600 --> 00:07:31,960 I've brought... - Brandy? ...- Wine. 85 00:07:32,400 --> 00:07:34,960 You did not have to, we have plenty to drink. Come and sit down. 86 00:07:35,320 --> 00:07:38,360 Whose turn now? - What have you done since matric? 87 00:07:39,800 --> 00:07:42,360 Well, I apprenticed as a bookseller after graduation, 88 00:07:47,080 --> 00:07:49,960 I started selling books as a bookseller 89 00:07:50,760 --> 00:07:53,960 and I still sell books. 90 00:07:54,160 --> 00:07:56,960 An easy curriculum vitae to write up! 91 00:07:57,560 --> 00:07:59,960 I must show you my daughter. 92 00:08:00,600 --> 00:08:03,160 Vrana's photos now! - This is Ivana. 93 00:08:03,720 --> 00:08:06,560 Now the Vrana's... - My first wife Millicent, 94 00:08:09,480 --> 00:08:11,960 my second wife Vlasta, 95 00:08:12,600 --> 00:08:15,360 and this is Helena, my present girlfriend. 96 00:08:15,520 --> 00:08:17,960 His daughters? - No, his wives. 97 00:08:19,000 --> 00:08:21,760 Come on, Valenta now! 98 00:08:22,080 --> 00:08:24,960 I graduated and started as a photographer. - Nudes, I bet! 99 00:08:27,000 --> 00:08:29,560 Dalibor, You must come and see my cottage. 100 00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:32,960 All pine - wood... 101 00:08:34,080 --> 00:08:36,960 Great. - Hele, come here, come here... 102 00:08:40,000 --> 00:08:42,960 Jane, please, I wanted to ask... - Just a minute! 103 00:08:55,000 --> 00:08:57,960 Where did you sit? - Up front. 104 00:08:59,600 --> 00:09:01,760 First desk? 105 00:09:02,200 --> 00:09:04,960 Even more in front. - There's only the podium. 106 00:09:07,640 --> 00:09:09,960 That's where I sat. 107 00:09:17,040 --> 00:09:19,960 Is this possible? Dear Professor... 108 00:09:20,600 --> 00:09:23,360 ...I didn't recognize you! 109 00:09:23,480 --> 00:09:25,960 Professor Prikryl, please light the fire for us! 110 00:09:27,400 --> 00:09:29,960 Right... 111 00:09:43,840 --> 00:09:46,960 Look at Rudolph Vyskocil. Practically failed at school. 112 00:09:49,440 --> 00:09:51,960 And now this villa, this life. 113 00:09:52,440 --> 00:09:54,960 I gave him hints, I wrote all his compositions, and where am I now? 114 00:09:55,480 --> 00:09:58,560 Sramek takes up this subject "in this"Moon over the River"." 115 00:09:59,200 --> 00:10:02,960 Understandably, it was not a matter of money, rather, of ideals. 116 00:10:03,680 --> 00:10:06,560 "A case of"tied wings"they call it." You do remember, don't you? 117 00:10:08,800 --> 00:10:11,560 Student Hlubina wanted to be a writer too 118 00:10:13,320 --> 00:10:15,960 and ended up owning a stationery shop. 119 00:10:17,520 --> 00:10:19,960 What were your plans, Vrana? 120 00:10:20,720 --> 00:10:23,560 I always liked women, Sir. And that was my downfall. 121 00:10:24,080 --> 00:10:26,560 Plenty of men like women, Vrana. 122 00:10:27,200 --> 00:10:29,960 I like them more. I have a morbid imagination, Sir. 123 00:10:34,320 --> 00:10:37,360 A meet a woman and immediately I see quite licidly 124 00:10:41,360 --> 00:10:43,960 all the things I could do with her. But terribly. 125 00:10:44,400 --> 00:10:46,960 I thought it would end with puberty, but it didn't. 126 00:10:47,360 --> 00:10:50,360 You should try some therapy! - I've been to a doctor. 127 00:10:51,200 --> 00:10:53,960 - What did he say? - That he has the same thing. 128 00:10:56,440 --> 00:10:59,360 The bitches must know what I'm imagining and they won't let me off. 129 00:11:02,400 --> 00:11:05,360 I don't want to boast, but they give me a hard time. 130 00:11:05,640 --> 00:11:07,960 That must be rather nice! 131 00:11:08,560 --> 00:11:10,960 Exept for the alimony. 132 00:11:11,520 --> 00:11:14,760 Oh no, Mr. Professor, It's no laughing matter. I'm forty, 133 00:11:15,040 --> 00:11:17,960 I haven't been anywhere, and I have nothing. 134 00:11:19,080 --> 00:11:21,960 Each marriage left me plucked clean. Just look at me - my visage. 135 00:11:23,640 --> 00:11:26,360 You look fine. 136 00:11:27,040 --> 00:11:29,960 No, I look like a waiter. 137 00:11:51,240 --> 00:11:53,960 You're drenched. They'll be looking for you. 138 00:12:41,680 --> 00:12:44,360 I'm looking for you. Do talk to me. Come on here... 139 00:12:47,160 --> 00:12:49,960 Listen, I'm a passionate reader and you are a bookseller... 140 00:12:50,920 --> 00:12:53,560 You don't know yet that I'm a passionate book - seller. 141 00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:56,960 Is there another Hailey coming out? 142 00:12:58,000 --> 00:13:00,160 I like his books. 143 00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:03,960 We're expecting his Railway Station, Post Office and Dormitory. 144 00:13:05,280 --> 00:13:08,160 Great, give me a call. If he writes Slaughter - House, 145 00:13:08,600 --> 00:13:10,960 I'll get it for Rudi for Christmas. 146 00:13:11,200 --> 00:13:13,960 I'll call you in any case. 147 00:13:14,400 --> 00:13:16,960 We could perhaps go our together. 148 00:13:17,600 --> 00:13:20,760 If I don't have Slaughterhouse, we can try at my friend's in Podebrady... 149 00:13:24,040 --> 00:13:26,960 He has a larger shop. - In Podebrady. But that's quite far. 150 00:13:28,400 --> 00:13:31,160 I am sure you have a car. - Of course, do you? 151 00:13:32,080 --> 00:13:34,960 Yes. - What make? 152 00:13:35,600 --> 00:13:38,360 What would you guess at? 153 00:13:38,640 --> 00:13:41,560 I should say you'd have... - No, dont't try to guess. I have a Saab. 154 00:13:42,480 --> 00:13:44,960 I don't see a Saab. 155 00:13:45,400 --> 00:13:47,960 It's being repaired. - I see... 156 00:13:48,480 --> 00:13:50,960 ...I came by train. 157 00:13:51,400 --> 00:13:53,960 So no trip to Podebrady, pity. 158 00:13:55,480 --> 00:13:57,960 Truly a pity. 159 00:13:58,400 --> 00:14:00,960 People can be bribed. The more you give the more you get. 160 00:14:02,360 --> 00:14:05,360 I gave a travel agent 2,000 and he routes tourist tours to my place. 161 00:14:07,840 --> 00:14:10,960 I make 20,000 on the deal. Well, one must not be cheap. 162 00:14:14,600 --> 00:14:17,520 If you're cheap, you stay poor. 163 00:14:17,880 --> 00:14:20,760 That's a dish - washer, bam, bam, bam... ...fantastic. 164 00:14:23,240 --> 00:14:25,960 You're not a waiter any more? 165 00:14:26,320 --> 00:14:29,560 At times too, but as manager I'm a busy man. I have to think of new trucks. 166 00:14:29,880 --> 00:14:32,360 Wait a minute, I'll show you. 167 00:14:33,520 --> 00:14:36,360 I wonder whether you like it. 168 00:14:40,920 --> 00:14:43,760 Take a drink of this. 169 00:14:46,280 --> 00:14:48,960 Excellent, Cinzano... - No, domestic vermouth. 170 00:14:50,800 --> 00:14:53,560 You must serve it chilled, and with lemon. 171 00:14:54,080 --> 00:14:56,960 Not much diference in taste, an enormous difference in price. 172 00:14:58,120 --> 00:15:00,760 Do you dilute orange juice, too? 173 00:15:01,120 --> 00:15:03,960 Of course, mustard too! 174 00:15:05,800 --> 00:15:08,360 It rakes in thousands. 175 00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:11,960 What's the money like in books? - No money in books. 176 00:15:12,200 --> 00:15:14,960 Come here! - What is that. 177 00:15:15,200 --> 00:15:17,960 Hey, Vlasta, wait, Where does he get his suits? 178 00:15:18,680 --> 00:15:21,360 I'm going to give it up, Sir. 179 00:15:21,760 --> 00:15:24,760 Give what up? - Women and poverty. 180 00:15:25,640 --> 00:15:28,560 Our next party at my place! 181 00:15:29,800 --> 00:15:32,160 Whose is this?! 182 00:15:32,800 --> 00:15:35,960 Push it out of the way. This place is good... 183 00:15:39,240 --> 00:15:41,960 Where are you off to? - Bratislava, on business. 184 00:15:43,600 --> 00:15:45,960 But you live in Prague? 185 00:15:46,400 --> 00:15:48,960 I have a big house in Orechovka. 186 00:15:49,680 --> 00:15:51,960 Hmm, in Orechovka, That's a beautiful section of town! 187 00:15:52,680 --> 00:15:55,360 Very nice. 188 00:15:57,200 --> 00:15:59,360 Here we are. - Thanks a lot, bye. 189 00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:01,960 Have a good trip. 190 00:16:21,680 --> 00:16:23,960 Get in. 191 00:16:34,320 --> 00:16:36,960 Will you leave my dog alone? 192 00:16:37,400 --> 00:16:39,960 Come along, Bessie! 193 00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:42,960 Bessie! 194 00:16:57,000 --> 00:16:59,960 Been asleep, sweetie? Dreaming about me? 195 00:17:04,240 --> 00:17:06,960 Coffee, please. 196 00:17:07,280 --> 00:17:09,960 Sweetie, wait, somebody's bothering me... Moment. 197 00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:16,960 Thanks. 198 00:17:25,200 --> 00:17:27,960 Waiter, I want o pay! 199 00:17:28,320 --> 00:17:30,960 Not now. You wished to pay? 200 00:17:31,400 --> 00:17:33,960 Coffee, Vinea and a piece of cake. 201 00:17:34,400 --> 00:17:37,360 That's... that'll be... 202 00:17:40,920 --> 00:17:43,960 ...six and one is seven... 203 00:17:44,800 --> 00:17:47,160 ...sorry, forgive me, I am, 204 00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:51,360 eighteen fifty. Eighteen fifty? 205 00:17:51,800 --> 00:17:53,960 I mean sixteen fifty. 206 00:17:58,680 --> 00:18:00,560 Keep the change, 207 00:18:02,840 --> 00:18:05,360 'thanks. 208 00:18:07,120 --> 00:18:09,960 Friday? - Cofee. 209 00:19:37,800 --> 00:19:40,960 Good day, your papers please. 210 00:19:45,320 --> 00:19:47,960 Sorry, I've got this... 211 00:19:49,480 --> 00:19:51,960 But I have everything in order. 212 00:19:53,960 --> 00:19:56,960 Drive on. - Thank you. 213 00:19:57,280 --> 00:19:58,720 Poor man. 214 00:20:01,120 --> 00:20:03,960 Thanks. 215 00:20:04,880 --> 00:20:07,560 Good afternoon. - Good afternoon. 216 00:20:10,160 --> 00:20:12,960 New, isn't it? Yes, it's new. 217 00:20:14,680 --> 00:20:16,960 That's nice. - You flooded us out, 218 00:20:17,400 --> 00:20:19,960 And we painted the flat. - Must be nice now. 219 00:20:21,720 --> 00:20:24,360 We will, but with the cleaning, it cost 1500. 220 00:20:25,120 --> 00:20:27,960 And they hit me with the step - ladder. 221 00:20:28,240 --> 00:20:30,960 I'm so sorry, I'll pay for the damages of course, 222 00:20:31,400 --> 00:20:33,960 but I'm broke just now. 223 00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:36,960 Within a month, okay? Order makes for goods friends. 224 00:20:39,440 --> 00:20:41,160 Well... Agreed? 225 00:20:42,320 --> 00:20:44,960 Look, I washed it with detergent 226 00:20:45,320 --> 00:20:48,360 and now I read in the manual that it damagest the finish. 227 00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:52,760 I have mine dry - cleaned. 228 00:20:53,400 --> 00:20:55,960 He has his dry - cleaned! 229 00:20:59,400 --> 00:21:01,960 Tell me, 230 00:21:04,280 --> 00:21:06,960 what was it like? 231 00:21:07,400 --> 00:21:09,960 Fine. Did you see Parizek? 232 00:21:12,400 --> 00:21:15,160 No. - A now car. 233 00:21:16,200 --> 00:21:18,960 He plays the fiddle and makes enough for a new car. 234 00:21:20,480 --> 00:21:22,960 Who plays the fiddle gets a new car. 235 00:21:24,400 --> 00:21:27,160 You have your alimony to pay. 236 00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:30,760 I hope you won't take back the 2 hundred you gave me 237 00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:33,960 for a coat for Johnny. 238 00:21:54,680 --> 00:21:56,960 What's that good for? 239 00:21:58,760 --> 00:22:01,560 I could make something extra. They need a violinist at The Jug. 240 00:22:02,400 --> 00:22:04,960 Chybi jim houslista. 241 00:22:05,160 --> 00:22:07,960 You play the violin? 242 00:22:08,400 --> 00:22:10,960 I'd have to get back into it. 243 00:22:11,480 --> 00:22:14,360 I payed quite well as a boy. 244 00:22:24,800 --> 00:22:27,360 Well, I'm off. - To the Post Office? 245 00:22:27,840 --> 00:22:30,160 On maternity leave. 246 00:22:41,760 --> 00:22:44,360 Vera dear. 247 00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:49,960 You'll have another girl here before I come back. 248 00:22:50,840 --> 00:22:53,360 I've finished with women. 249 00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:56,960 Be happy, so you have a happy baby. 250 00:22:58,800 --> 00:23:01,760 I'm such an ass. If it looks like you... 251 00:23:03,560 --> 00:23:06,360 Don't you worry. 252 00:23:09,040 --> 00:23:11,360 So - I'm off. 253 00:23:14,640 --> 00:23:16,160 Hm... 254 00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:18,960 Yes! 255 00:23:20,040 --> 00:23:21,960 Watch out! 256 00:23:30,400 --> 00:23:33,160 Goodbye, Vera. - Hello and goodbye. 257 00:23:34,600 --> 00:23:37,360 Bye, Vera. - Turn around, girls. 258 00:23:37,760 --> 00:23:40,360 Here's a fresh lot of girls, 259 00:23:41,320 --> 00:23:43,960 for you to make your choice. 260 00:24:05,800 --> 00:24:07,960 This one. 261 00:24:10,480 --> 00:24:13,360 Are you sure? I'm sure. What's your name? 262 00:24:13,880 --> 00:24:16,000 Me? Douchova. 263 00:24:16,600 --> 00:24:18,960 So bye. Thank you. - Let's go, girls. 264 00:24:19,400 --> 00:24:21,960 'Bye, and thanks. - Bye. 265 00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:25,960 Come with me, I have a job for you. 266 00:24:30,160 --> 00:24:32,960 These records here... No! 267 00:24:33,400 --> 00:24:36,960 Watch out, never touch that! 268 00:24:37,160 --> 00:24:38,960 All right. 269 00:24:39,160 --> 00:24:41,280 Put aside all the violin concertos. 270 00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:45,560 Daddy, I want to come in! - Leave Daddy alone. 271 00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:48,360 I want to come in! - He has to practice. 272 00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:51,360 I want to go in! 273 00:24:53,720 --> 00:24:56,160 See how nicely Daddy's doing. 274 00:25:03,120 --> 00:25:05,960 I want to come in! 275 00:25:12,040 --> 00:25:14,960 Daddy, I want to be with you! 276 00:25:39,880 --> 00:25:41,360 Anything wrong? 277 00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:45,360 No, nothing... I got carried away 278 00:25:46,080 --> 00:25:48,960 and scraped the couch with my bow. 279 00:26:01,720 --> 00:26:04,560 Good afternoon. - Good afternoon. 280 00:26:05,400 --> 00:26:08,360 Ah, do you play too? - Just with friends. 281 00:26:10,800 --> 00:26:13,760 Why such a small violin? - Is it small? 282 00:26:15,400 --> 00:26:18,360 Of course, look... 283 00:26:20,480 --> 00:26:23,160 Good enough for me. 284 00:26:23,880 --> 00:26:26,760 How about that debt, neighbour? Would within two weeks be okay? 285 00:26:28,760 --> 00:26:31,160 I'm saving up, but it's slow work. 286 00:26:32,800 --> 00:26:35,560 Would you give me a push? 287 00:26:48,680 --> 00:26:51,760 Hey, stop! 288 00:26:54,400 --> 00:26:57,360 You nearly drove off with my violin! 289 00:28:39,600 --> 00:28:41,960 Your check? - Yes please. 290 00:28:42,600 --> 00:28:44,960 Four soups, four pork chops, 291 00:28:45,560 --> 00:28:47,960 three beers and a lemonade. 292 00:28:48,680 --> 00:28:51,360 Yes. That's six and one... ...eighty... six eighty. 293 00:28:53,600 --> 00:28:55,960 Here. 294 00:28:57,000 --> 00:28:59,960 Make it ninety. - Thank you. 295 00:29:39,400 --> 00:29:40,960 Your check? 296 00:29:42,400 --> 00:29:45,160 Twenty-seven sixty. Yes, thank you, thank you... 297 00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:51,960 Twenty - two twenty. Thank you. 298 00:29:59,080 --> 00:30:01,960 What a time! My hand's quite numb, 299 00:30:02,440 --> 00:30:05,160 look! - Don't you have any change? 300 00:30:05,480 --> 00:30:08,160 No. - I'll bring your change. 301 00:30:08,720 --> 00:30:11,360 How awful. Five hundred for one beer. 302 00:30:32,120 --> 00:30:34,960 Thank you. 303 00:30:41,200 --> 00:30:43,960 Yes, Sir? - Coffee, please. 304 00:31:06,400 --> 00:31:09,000 Thanks. And I'll pay. - Four crowns. 305 00:31:09,400 --> 00:31:11,960 That's all right. - Thanks. 306 00:31:12,400 --> 00:31:14,960 Hello, got a minute? - Sure. 307 00:31:15,480 --> 00:31:17,960 You weren't here yesterday. - Changed my shift. 308 00:31:18,400 --> 00:31:20,960 You know I was coming. 309 00:31:36,560 --> 00:31:38,960 Here you go. 310 00:31:44,800 --> 00:31:47,360 My, we sure did well. 311 00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:52,760 Was it all to your satisfaction, Sir? 312 00:31:53,040 --> 00:31:55,960 I am a lawyer, I hold my graduation party 313 00:31:57,560 --> 00:31:59,960 here. - A historical spot for you, right? 314 00:32:00,320 --> 00:32:02,960 Come here. 315 00:32:03,440 --> 00:32:05,960 When his son graduates, 316 00:32:06,480 --> 00:32:08,960 where will we have the party? - Here. 317 00:32:09,480 --> 00:32:11,960 That's right, here. 318 00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:22,960 Here you go... 319 00:32:32,360 --> 00:32:34,960 Thank you... 320 00:32:42,200 --> 00:32:44,760 Yes Sir? - Your mate. 321 00:32:45,040 --> 00:32:47,960 I beg your pardon? - We paid the other waiter. 322 00:32:48,360 --> 00:32:50,960 There is no other waiter here. 323 00:32:51,400 --> 00:32:53,960 Yes there was. - What... 324 00:32:54,400 --> 00:32:56,960 I am sorry, but only I take the money here. 325 00:32:57,480 --> 00:32:59,960 1,630 crowns. The first one was cheaper. 326 00:33:00,840 --> 00:33:04,560 Look here, we gave him eleven hundred. 327 00:33:04,880 --> 00:33:07,760 Your mistake. - No, your mistake! 328 00:33:08,040 --> 00:33:10,960 I am a lawyer, 329 00:33:11,720 --> 00:33:14,760 from the legal point of view this is am interesting situation. 330 00:33:17,040 --> 00:33:19,960 Very. I don't have a penny. 331 00:33:20,080 --> 00:33:22,960 Your identity card, please. 332 00:33:23,040 --> 00:33:26,360 Robert, don't give it to him! - Give it to him, 333 00:33:26,680 --> 00:33:29,560 I'm going to the police! 334 00:33:30,800 --> 00:33:32,960 We wanted my grandson... 335 00:33:33,680 --> 00:33:36,560 When he's born. ...and when he graduates, 336 00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:39,960 to have his party here. - I'm not interested, Sir. 337 00:33:40,040 --> 00:33:42,960 Now even if you begged us, we wouldn't have it here. 338 00:33:43,280 --> 00:33:45,960 Of course not! - He would have to be mad! 339 00:33:46,200 --> 00:33:48,960 I should say not. 340 00:33:49,320 --> 00:33:51,560 Tommy is getting impatient. 341 00:33:52,920 --> 00:33:55,360 Well, I will probably not live to see that. 342 00:33:58,880 --> 00:34:01,760 Give him my love and tell him I'll show him Tommy some other time. 343 00:34:04,400 --> 00:34:06,960 May I ask you something? 344 00:34:07,600 --> 00:34:10,360 Yes? - What is that switch upstairs? 345 00:34:11,720 --> 00:34:14,560 High voltage? 346 00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:17,960 You haven't switched it on yet? - No. 347 00:34:18,280 --> 00:34:20,960 Be glad. It's switched on with your back. 348 00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:26,960 That is how he made a living. 349 00:34:27,080 --> 00:34:29,560 His wife sat at home spinning... Come on! 350 00:34:30,280 --> 00:34:32,960 ...his little boy... 351 00:34:34,120 --> 00:34:36,960 Come on! ...grazed the goats... 352 00:34:38,320 --> 00:34:40,960 Let me see. ...and the sheep. 353 00:34:45,800 --> 00:34:48,360 Are they satisfied with you? 354 00:34:48,840 --> 00:34:51,760 Very happy. I move some of the guests to tears. 355 00:34:55,000 --> 00:34:57,760 I'd never have believed music can bring in this much. 356 00:34:58,040 --> 00:35:00,960 They stick the hundred - bills onto my bow. 357 00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:04,960 Pity Louie can't see you. - Louie who? 358 00:35:05,120 --> 00:35:07,960 My Moravian cousin, who plays with the cymbals band. 359 00:35:08,280 --> 00:35:10,960 They stick them on my forehead, push them in my pocket. 360 00:35:12,800 --> 00:35:15,360 See you. - See you... 361 00:35:17,600 --> 00:35:20,360 No provocations or you won't go. - I'm not going. 362 00:35:24,560 --> 00:35:27,360 I'd rather you earned some money. 363 00:35:32,320 --> 00:35:35,160 Good afternoon. - Hello. 364 00:35:48,040 --> 00:35:50,960 There now... 17.50, 365 00:35:56,280 --> 00:35:58,960 28.30 366 00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:07,960 thirty one forty, 367 00:36:12,840 --> 00:36:15,560 six fifty, 368 00:36:18,400 --> 00:36:20,960 41.- 369 00:36:23,800 --> 00:36:26,360 26,20 if you please. 370 00:36:35,680 --> 00:36:38,360 Goodbye. - Goodbye. 371 00:36:39,600 --> 00:36:42,360 Great... see you. 372 00:36:47,840 --> 00:36:50,360 You banged into me! 373 00:36:50,880 --> 00:36:53,960 My canvas body doesn't hurt, it polishes! 374 00:37:05,680 --> 00:37:08,360 Waiter! 375 00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:11,360 Come here... Any tonic water? 376 00:37:17,600 --> 00:37:20,360 Yes. One tonic, please. 377 00:37:26,880 --> 00:37:29,360 Thank you. 378 00:37:40,880 --> 00:37:43,560 Mr. Svatopluk Mafejta? City canalization department. 379 00:37:44,720 --> 00:37:47,560 AV 02-61 is your car? 380 00:37:50,440 --> 00:37:53,160 You've parked on a canal. 381 00:37:53,480 --> 00:37:55,960 Yes, but we will work in it. 382 00:37:56,400 --> 00:37:59,160 We always empty them at night. 383 00:37:59,400 --> 00:38:02,560 You have to re-park. We'd have to tow you away. 384 00:38:57,160 --> 00:38:59,360 At the cash - desk. 385 00:39:00,080 --> 00:39:02,960 Here. - Did you have soup? 386 00:39:03,200 --> 00:39:05,960 Pardon? - Nothing... thank you. 387 00:39:13,400 --> 00:39:15,960 Thank you. 388 00:39:16,160 --> 00:39:18,960 Goodbye. - Goodbye. 389 00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:37,440 What can I do for you? 390 00:39:38,400 --> 00:39:40,960 A love story is what I want. 391 00:39:41,440 --> 00:39:44,160 To live one or read one? 392 00:39:47,200 --> 00:39:49,960 I'm married. 393 00:39:50,200 --> 00:39:52,760 I have a copy "of"The Girl from Madrid"" 394 00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:55,640 if you'll come up back with me. 395 00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:58,960 Douchova, go and sweep the pavement. 396 00:40:00,840 --> 00:40:03,360 The pavement? 397 00:40:03,800 --> 00:40:06,360 Yes. 398 00:40:10,320 --> 00:40:13,160 Upstairs, please. 399 00:40:17,840 --> 00:40:20,360 Good day, 400 00:40:20,800 --> 00:40:23,360 do you have... 401 00:40:23,800 --> 00:40:26,360 Yes? 402 00:40:26,800 --> 00:40:29,560 Books for my best friends. 403 00:40:30,280 --> 00:40:33,160 Should you want one of them, 404 00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:37,960 you'd have to become my best friend. 405 00:40:41,800 --> 00:40:44,560 That's OK, I'll pull it up later. 406 00:40:45,040 --> 00:40:47,960 I saw it here somewhere... 407 00:40:48,880 --> 00:40:51,960 Do we have Venearal Disease by Professor Smok? 408 00:41:00,040 --> 00:41:02,960 Ask again next week. We should get a shipment. 409 00:41:03,560 --> 00:41:06,160 Pull up the shutters! 410 00:41:06,800 --> 00:41:09,360 What are you waiting for? - Venearal Disease. 411 00:41:09,800 --> 00:41:12,160 We're right out. 412 00:41:15,840 --> 00:41:18,760 Do you know where I could get? - No! 413 00:41:19,440 --> 00:41:21,960 - Well, thanks. 414 00:41:23,600 --> 00:41:26,160 I'm sorry. 415 00:41:26,640 --> 00:41:29,560 I am not mad. Actually, I'm grateful to you. 416 00:41:31,680 --> 00:41:34,160 Take over, I'm taking a nap. 417 00:41:34,680 --> 00:41:37,360 It says in the papers 418 00:41:37,760 --> 00:41:40,360 about this fake waiter playing havoc in Prague. 419 00:41:40,800 --> 00:41:43,360 You're the spit imag of him. - Really... 420 00:41:46,920 --> 00:41:49,960 I'm not complaining, waiters are more attentive now. 421 00:41:51,160 --> 00:41:53,960 That's why they're not after him. - Who? 422 00:41:54,200 --> 00:41:57,160 The police A criminal with a positive effect. 423 00:41:57,600 --> 00:41:59,960 They're only pretending 424 00:42:01,040 --> 00:42:03,960 to look for him. Just for appearances' sake. 425 00:42:04,520 --> 00:42:07,360 They're glad they have him. 426 00:42:08,080 --> 00:42:10,960 Now you just scratch your head and there's he waiter. 427 00:42:12,800 --> 00:42:15,760 Do you wish to pay, Sir? - No, mineral water. 428 00:42:16,760 --> 00:42:19,360 Right. 429 00:42:21,400 --> 00:42:24,360 I had lentil soup, goulash... 430 00:42:24,600 --> 00:42:27,360 Digestive Liquere and pretzels. 431 00:42:27,600 --> 00:42:30,360 I'm busy right now. - I'll miss my train, 432 00:42:30,600 --> 00:42:33,560 I've been waiting for ages. 433 00:42:33,840 --> 00:42:36,560 All right then... 434 00:42:36,840 --> 00:42:39,760 ...that's 47.60, thank you. - My daughter-in-law is meeting me. 435 00:42:43,080 --> 00:42:45,760 If I missed the train, they'd worry. - Please... 436 00:42:46,000 --> 00:42:48,760 We had two vodkas... 437 00:42:49,080 --> 00:42:51,960 ...tripe coup and beer. 438 00:42:53,200 --> 00:42:55,760 Here we are. 439 00:42:56,200 --> 00:42:58,160 Where are you off to, M'am? 440 00:42:58,440 --> 00:43:00,960 Home, I have a train to catch. 441 00:43:01,440 --> 00:43:03,960 How about paying first? - What do you mean, paying? 442 00:43:04,400 --> 00:43:06,960 I've just paid, 47.60! 443 00:43:07,400 --> 00:43:10,560 Who to, I'd like to know. - A red - haired waiter. 444 00:43:10,720 --> 00:43:13,360 I told him I had a train to catch, 445 00:43:13,840 --> 00:43:16,360 ask these people. 446 00:43:16,680 --> 00:43:18,960 This lady has certainly paid. 447 00:43:19,400 --> 00:43:22,360 Your colleague had a ginger beard. - I had lentil soup, goulash... 448 00:43:24,080 --> 00:43:26,960 Digestive Liquere and pretzels. 449 00:43:27,560 --> 00:43:30,360 45 crowns please. - He said 47.60! 450 00:43:31,360 --> 00:43:34,360 He cheated you. Will you please pay up! 451 00:43:35,400 --> 00:43:37,960 Now I can't buy my train - ticket. 452 00:43:38,360 --> 00:43:40,560 - Excuse me, I didn't notice you paying. Come here, come here... 453 00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:43,960 I can show you the check 454 00:43:44,600 --> 00:43:46,960 so kindly take notice now. 455 00:43:47,600 --> 00:43:49,960 I'll pay for the lady. 456 00:43:50,480 --> 00:43:52,960 Come along... - Kindly take a look. 457 00:43:53,320 --> 00:43:55,960 I am not interested in your receipts, understand? 458 00:43:56,320 --> 00:43:58,960 I'm the one you pay, and nobody else, see? 459 00:43:59,320 --> 00:44:01,960 Stop shouting at me! 460 00:44:02,200 --> 00:44:04,960 You are an angel. I'll tell them all about it at home. 461 00:44:05,200 --> 00:44:07,960 They won't believe me. In fact, my name is Vachova 462 00:44:08,160 --> 00:44:10,960 when you go to Destnice, you must look me up. 463 00:44:11,320 --> 00:44:13,960 How does one climb into this? 464 00:44:14,240 --> 00:44:16,960 You squat in it like behind a machine - gun. 465 00:44:18,920 --> 00:44:21,680 Would you kindly give me a push? 466 00:44:22,000 --> 00:44:23,960 Thank you. 467 00:44:25,720 --> 00:44:28,360 Johnny, uncle Louie is here! 468 00:44:28,720 --> 00:44:31,360 Hello, uncle! - Hello, my boy... 469 00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:35,960 Come on in, Louie. - What's new? 470 00:44:37,120 --> 00:44:39,960 Mind the demi - john. 471 00:44:40,200 --> 00:44:42,960 After I've brought it all this way. 472 00:44:43,200 --> 00:44:45,360 I'll help you. - Where's Dalibor? 473 00:44:45,640 --> 00:44:47,960 Out playing. - Cards? Hmm, cards. 474 00:44:48,320 --> 00:44:50,960 You'd be surprised, more in your line. 475 00:44:51,320 --> 00:44:53,960 What? - He plays the violin! 476 00:44:54,480 --> 00:44:56,960 Dalibor does? - Yes, the violin. 477 00:44:57,400 --> 00:45:00,160 Let's give him a surprise. 478 00:45:05,160 --> 00:45:07,960 Who knows where he spends his nights. 479 00:45:11,320 --> 00:45:14,160 I told your father not to give you 480 00:45:14,720 --> 00:45:17,160 to such a bod - hopper. 481 00:45:17,720 --> 00:45:20,360 He's changed. 482 00:45:22,800 --> 00:45:25,560 Do you have and idea why you only had a civil wedding ceremony? 483 00:45:31,480 --> 00:45:34,360 Afraid of a church marriage he was, 484 00:45:34,440 --> 00:45:36,960 like all lechers. 485 00:45:43,600 --> 00:45:46,360 Welcome, Moravia... 486 00:45:49,680 --> 00:45:52,160 Where've you been? "We were looking for you"At the Jug"," 487 00:45:52,640 --> 00:45:55,160 Nobody knows you at The Jug! 488 00:45:55,640 --> 00:45:58,360 Hello Louie. 489 00:46:01,800 --> 00:46:04,360 Not the Jug, 490 00:46:05,600 --> 00:46:08,360 we now go playing from one place to another. 491 00:46:11,400 --> 00:46:13,960 Where tomorrow? 492 00:46:14,400 --> 00:46:16,960 At the Dubonet. 493 00:46:20,320 --> 00:46:22,960 I'm staying till tomorrow. - OK... 494 00:46:25,280 --> 00:46:27,960 It's a bet, you see. I'll make it worth your while. 495 00:46:32,800 --> 00:46:35,760 In what do you play? - In this suit. 496 00:46:36,680 --> 00:46:39,360 I mean in what key. - Sorry, here's my music. 497 00:46:41,160 --> 00:46:43,960 You need sheet - music "- Unfortunately yes. Here,"Love's Dream"." 498 00:46:44,840 --> 00:46:47,560 ...that's it. - Awaltz. 499 00:46:47,840 --> 00:46:50,360 Okay? - Come on... 500 00:46:50,600 --> 00:46:53,360 Thanks a lot! 501 00:46:54,080 --> 00:46:56,960 How do you want to work it? - This is for you. 502 00:46:57,320 --> 00:46:59,960 Look, you. Wait a minute... 503 00:47:00,200 --> 00:47:02,960 Give one to that fattie and tell him to stick it on my forehead. 504 00:47:04,640 --> 00:47:07,560 The other one to those girls, 505 00:47:09,280 --> 00:47:11,960 they can slip it in my pocket, the third 506 00:47:14,080 --> 00:47:16,960 to that gentleman, tell him to pin it onto my bow. 507 00:47:42,160 --> 00:47:44,960 Right. 508 00:47:54,040 --> 00:47:56,960 Now a surprise. Love's Dream presented by my colleague, 509 00:47:57,680 --> 00:48:00,360 the popular Dalibor Vrana! 510 00:48:59,680 --> 00:49:01,560 Bravo! 511 00:49:02,120 --> 00:49:04,960 A hundred for such squeaking? 512 00:49:21,760 --> 00:49:24,560 Give me that hundred! 513 00:49:25,520 --> 00:49:28,160 Tell him to give me that hundred! 514 00:49:28,520 --> 00:49:31,560 I like humor, but this is too much! 515 00:49:32,400 --> 00:49:35,360 Prague is a crazy place. - People prefer entertainment 516 00:49:35,600 --> 00:49:38,160 to art. They want some fun. 517 00:49:38,560 --> 00:49:41,360 Don't come to Moravia, you'd be hit over the had with a chair. 518 00:49:41,760 --> 00:49:44,360 I'll have to be going on. I'm expeoted at Manes, U Prokopu... 519 00:49:45,280 --> 00:49:47,960 'Bye... - Bye. 520 00:49:48,280 --> 00:49:50,960 This just isn't true. 521 00:49:56,080 --> 00:49:58,960 The right front light's blinking. - Right back's okay. 522 00:49:59,680 --> 00:50:02,560 Left front's okay. - Left back's blinking. 523 00:50:03,920 --> 00:50:06,760 Lights are okay, except for this one, 524 00:50:08,640 --> 00:50:11,360 it's a bit droopy. - Which? 525 00:50:11,600 --> 00:50:14,360 Impossible! - How is that... 526 00:50:14,640 --> 00:50:17,160 This one. - This is normal. 527 00:50:17,720 --> 00:50:20,360 Hello. - Good day to you. 528 00:50:20,680 --> 00:50:23,360 Come along... 529 00:50:26,440 --> 00:50:29,360 Wipers are working! 530 00:50:31,160 --> 00:50:33,960 Sorry to butt in, you can see they're working, 531 00:50:34,240 --> 00:50:36,960 no need to call out! Honza, this way, the other side. 532 00:50:38,400 --> 00:50:41,160 That's right, thanks. No need to report on the wipers, 533 00:50:42,400 --> 00:50:45,160 I can see for myself! 534 00:50:46,880 --> 00:50:49,560 The horn's working! 535 00:50:49,880 --> 00:50:52,560 Would you give me a push, please? 536 00:51:00,600 --> 00:51:03,360 She'd in gear! 537 00:51:41,720 --> 00:51:44,360 It's embarrassing. What if somebody sees us. 538 00:51:46,360 --> 00:51:49,360 If people saw our new car they'd start sniffing around. 539 00:51:51,640 --> 00:51:54,360 Why can't they be told you make money with music? 540 00:51:55,720 --> 00:51:58,560 I'm not in the Violinists' Union. 541 00:52:00,000 --> 00:52:02,560 Join it, then! Honza! 542 00:52:03,000 --> 00:52:05,960 The taxes I's have to pay! Come on. 543 00:52:07,400 --> 00:52:10,160 Hop inside. 544 00:52:11,000 --> 00:52:13,960 'Bye, Have a good time! 545 00:52:16,160 --> 00:52:18,960 Be a good boy. 546 00:52:43,880 --> 00:52:46,560 Hello Daddy! 547 00:52:56,480 --> 00:52:58,960 Hello Daddy! 548 00:54:30,160 --> 00:54:32,960 How are your Mummies? - Mummy was saying you've improved. 549 00:54:35,080 --> 00:54:37,960 Improved? - You send the money in time now. 550 00:54:38,920 --> 00:54:41,960 Mummy said you must be living like a pig in clover. 551 00:54:45,720 --> 00:54:48,560 How does a pig live in clover, Daddy? 552 00:54:49,720 --> 00:54:52,560 I'll tell you the story about the pig that lived in clover, 553 00:54:54,880 --> 00:54:57,760 and then you'll go to sleep! 554 00:54:58,280 --> 00:55:00,960 Honza, listen. There was once a piggy and he was told 555 00:55:06,440 --> 00:55:09,160 keep out of the clover! 556 00:55:09,880 --> 00:55:12,960 But that piggy slipped out at night and hep into the clover. 557 00:55:15,000 --> 00:55:17,960 He had such a good time there! - Is that the whole story? 558 00:55:19,200 --> 00:55:21,960 Oh no, it goes on. He became the fattest 559 00:55:24,600 --> 00:55:27,360 of all the piggies and was the first to be slaughtered. 560 00:55:29,440 --> 00:55:32,360 They killed him? - Yes, and the others too. 561 00:55:36,680 --> 00:55:39,560 But only he could say: I've been in clover. 562 00:55:55,400 --> 00:55:57,960 Prom�s�ng them marr�age, he tr�cks them out of the�r sav�ngs... 563 00:55:58,160 --> 00:55:59,720 The man these days! 564 00:55:59,880 --> 00:56:01,440 ...allegedly to pay for the�r honeymoon 565 00:56:01,680 --> 00:56:04,360 Some scoundrel again? I'd show him what for. 566 00:56:05,000 --> 00:56:07,960 I would show him, a honeymoon, rascal. 567 00:56:08,040 --> 00:56:10,960 Any �nformat�on about h�m... may be g�ven to 568 00:56:11,040 --> 00:56:13,960 Any pol�ce stat�on, or stra�ght to the Federal Cr�me Department �n Prague. 569 00:56:26,920 --> 00:56:29,760 The Prague restaurants phantom whom we ment�oned last t�me, 570 00:56:30,400 --> 00:56:33,360 has changed h�s l�keness. He now uses a red w�g 571 00:56:34,240 --> 00:56:37,160 and beard. 572 00:56:38,360 --> 00:56:41,160 We recommend you 573 00:56:41,360 --> 00:56:44,360 pay attent�on 574 00:56:44,800 --> 00:56:47,960 to whom you pay 575 00:56:49,560 --> 00:56:52,360 at the Prague restaurants. 576 00:57:10,720 --> 00:57:13,360 Do you wish to pay, Sir? 577 00:57:13,600 --> 00:57:16,360 What's the date? - The 25 th. 578 00:57:17,200 --> 00:57:19,960 How on earth are you eating?! 579 00:57:22,800 --> 00:57:25,560 Right, thank you... 580 00:57:32,880 --> 00:57:35,760 I pay for two! 581 00:57:41,400 --> 00:57:43,960 Here too! 582 00:57:47,320 --> 00:57:50,160 This is for us. 583 00:57:56,280 --> 00:57:59,160 Good evening. - Good evening. 584 00:58:02,240 --> 00:58:05,160 Thank you. - Thank you. 585 00:58:20,160 --> 00:58:22,960 Do you wish to pay? - Are you new here? 586 00:58:23,880 --> 00:58:26,680 I started today. - I'm the manager. 587 00:58:26,880 --> 00:58:29,560 And I don't know my own staff. This is for Mr. Mokris to collect. 588 00:58:30,000 --> 00:58:32,960 All these temporary staff. You are supposed to take round drinks. 589 00:58:42,400 --> 00:58:44,960 Robert! Mr... 590 00:58:45,560 --> 00:58:48,160 Kyslik. - Kyslik. Will carry round the drinks. 591 00:58:48,400 --> 00:58:51,360 Look after him, he's new. - All right. 592 00:59:05,400 --> 00:59:08,360 Let me have one! 593 00:59:16,800 --> 00:59:19,360 Hey, hey! 594 00:59:31,600 --> 00:59:34,160 Have you seen the waiter? 595 00:59:34,720 --> 00:59:37,560 I'm paying for the whole tour. 596 00:59:38,200 --> 00:59:40,960 Excuse me, do you know where the waiter is. - He's fixing his car. 597 00:59:44,200 --> 00:59:46,960 Hm, hey-ho! 598 00:59:47,880 --> 00:59:50,920 Looking for me? - It's you? I'm paying for the whole group. 599 00:59:52,000 --> 00:59:54,960 That's 937.60. 600 00:59:55,600 --> 00:59:58,360 Do you want a receipt? - That's all right. 601 00:59:58,600 --> 01:00:00,960 Thanks. 602 01:00:19,560 --> 01:00:22,160 Our neighbour has a new car! 603 01:00:22,600 --> 01:00:25,360 Pretending to be poor, ha? Hello, Mr. Vrana. 604 01:00:26,040 --> 01:00:28,960 Must be some mistake. You must be mistaking me for someone. 605 01:00:29,480 --> 01:00:31,960 You are not Mr. Vrana? 606 01:00:32,400 --> 01:00:34,960 I am Kralik, engineer. 607 01:00:35,280 --> 01:00:37,960 Sorry, but you're the image of him. Your face, figure... 608 01:00:39,800 --> 01:00:41,960 Erna, Eugene, come here! 609 01:00:46,680 --> 01:00:48,960 Quickly, kids! - Daddy, he's in the snow again! 610 01:00:49,680 --> 01:00:51,960 Who do you think this is, Erna? - We're in a hurry! 611 01:00:52,640 --> 01:00:55,160 Hello, Mr. Vrana. - Not Vrana. 612 01:00:55,520 --> 01:00:58,360 Looks like Vrana, but he's Kralik. - Sorry, we're in a hurry. 613 01:00:59,320 --> 01:01:01,960 That fake waiter was around, 614 01:01:02,680 --> 01:01:04,960 they've colled the police. 615 01:01:05,640 --> 01:01:08,360 Wait and see the fun! - No thanks. 616 01:01:32,200 --> 01:01:34,960 Come here, Johnny! 617 01:01:42,600 --> 01:01:45,360 I am sorry, 618 01:01:48,880 --> 01:01:51,360 that was only in fun! 619 01:02:01,120 --> 01:02:03,960 We have a new waiter, Mr. Pistelak. 620 01:02:04,720 --> 01:02:07,560 Excuse me, I'd... 621 01:02:17,400 --> 01:02:20,160 One little thing... 622 01:02:25,200 --> 01:02:27,960 A good - looker. 623 01:02:30,000 --> 01:02:32,960 Take a good look at me, so you don't pay anybody else! 624 01:02:34,200 --> 01:02:36,960 Is everything clear? 625 01:02:37,200 --> 01:02:39,960 Sure, and we have Mr. Pistelak. 626 01:02:42,880 --> 01:02:45,960 My colleague has introduced himself, now take a good look at me. 627 01:02:47,800 --> 01:02:50,160 That fake waiter is plaguing us all. 628 01:02:50,800 --> 01:02:53,360 We know you, Mr. Pistelak, 629 01:02:55,600 --> 01:02:58,560 how long a sentence do you think he'll get? 630 01:02:58,920 --> 01:03:01,560 Life - time, if it were up to us. 631 01:03:02,120 --> 01:03:05,160 But he has no chance here, Usti isn't Prague! 632 01:03:07,880 --> 01:03:10,560 No tricking is in Usti! To your health! 633 01:03:11,000 --> 01:03:13,960 Right, do you know why? We'd show him what for! 634 01:03:16,200 --> 01:03:18,960 Correct! And we collect immediately! 635 01:03:19,640 --> 01:03:22,160 Correct! - That's 2,305.- 636 01:03:22,400 --> 01:03:24,960 Correct. That's a lot! 637 01:03:25,600 --> 01:03:28,360 A son gets married twice or three times a lifetime... 638 01:03:30,200 --> 01:03:32,960 Now the photo! 639 01:03:44,880 --> 01:03:46,960 I want you on it as a memento. - What for? 640 01:03:47,160 --> 01:03:49,960 Come along, or I shan't give you a kiss... 641 01:03:50,600 --> 01:03:53,360 There is no use... - Where's our waiter... 642 01:03:53,680 --> 01:03:56,360 Give us a smile! 643 01:03:58,000 --> 01:04:00,560 The restaurant phantom snapped! 644 01:04:02,680 --> 01:04:05,560 This is the sort of face you make, when you're adding up the takings. 645 01:04:07,600 --> 01:04:09,960 No reading the papers during working hours! 646 01:04:10,560 --> 01:04:13,360 Read the New Books of the Week! You cheeky, 647 01:04:13,600 --> 01:04:16,360 inquisitive, ungly you! 648 01:04:22,240 --> 01:04:24,960 Mr. Engineer, hello, here, 649 01:04:25,320 --> 01:04:28,160 I say, you live in Zizkov too? 650 01:04:29,200 --> 01:04:31,960 Yes. - Do come with me. 651 01:04:32,960 --> 01:04:35,800 I must show you... - But I'm... 652 01:04:35,800 --> 01:04:38,560 It's only around the corner. - But I really... 653 01:04:38,800 --> 01:04:41,760 You'll find it worth while. It's only around the corner. 654 01:04:42,280 --> 01:04:44,960 I'll show you a man who's your double. 655 01:04:45,600 --> 01:04:48,360 He lives upstairs from me, on the second floor. 656 01:04:48,560 --> 01:04:51,360 I've told him about you, too. 657 01:04:51,520 --> 01:04:54,360 You'll go crazy when you see each other. 658 01:04:55,960 --> 01:04:58,560 Won't old Ramshackles stare. - Who? 659 01:04:58,880 --> 01:05:01,760 We call him Old Ramshackles. He drives such a ramshackle three - wheeler. 660 01:05:02,600 --> 01:05:05,360 But I don't see it here. - Let's go some other time. 661 01:05:05,680 --> 01:05:08,360 Is he not home? Mrs. Paseka, Mrs. Paseka, excuse me, 662 01:05:08,640 --> 01:05:11,360 Do you know if old Ramshackles is home? 663 01:05:12,040 --> 01:05:14,960 Never mind, I'll show you to his wife. 664 01:05:15,320 --> 01:05:17,960 They must be crackers. 665 01:05:19,400 --> 01:05:22,360 This'll be quite a shock for her. - What's the good? 666 01:05:23,240 --> 01:05:26,160 One of nature's quirks, you're more alike than identical twins. 667 01:05:28,040 --> 01:05:30,760 Why show me to some stranger? 668 01:05:31,000 --> 01:05:32,960 See, she's out. - Stand here. I'll hide. 669 01:05:36,000 --> 01:05:38,760 Forgotten your keys? 670 01:05:39,000 --> 01:05:41,960 Come here, Mrs. Vrana. Introduce yourself. 671 01:05:43,680 --> 01:05:46,360 Good afternoon, I am John Kralik. 672 01:05:46,720 --> 01:05:49,360 What are you up to? 673 01:05:49,640 --> 01:05:52,360 I'm Kralik. - Christ, 674 01:05:53,200 --> 01:05:55,960 as drunk as this in the middle of the day? How dare you! 675 01:05:56,200 --> 01:05:58,960 What do you mean? - Thanks for bringing him home. 676 01:05:59,200 --> 01:06:01,960 But he isn't your husband. 677 01:06:02,160 --> 01:06:04,960 I know. Your wife'll be pleased with you too. 678 01:06:05,360 --> 01:06:08,160 Daddy! - A nice little boy. What's his name? 679 01:06:09,000 --> 01:06:11,960 I'm too busy for such dumb jokes. 680 01:06:12,560 --> 01:06:15,360 What did I tell you? Pity old Ramshackles didn't see. 681 01:06:17,000 --> 01:06:19,360 Let's go. 682 01:06:26,720 --> 01:06:29,360 Is the dormitora out yet? 683 01:06:32,400 --> 01:06:34,960 You, Manuella? 684 01:06:35,600 --> 01:06:38,360 I don't want him, nor his villa with fountain. 685 01:06:39,840 --> 01:06:42,160 I find him repulsive. 686 01:06:43,480 --> 01:06:46,160 I wouldn'n mind sharing one tiny room 687 01:06:47,440 --> 01:06:49,960 with somebody I loved. 688 01:06:51,480 --> 01:06:54,160 Manuela, I am afraid, 689 01:06:54,960 --> 01:06:57,960 I'm not the pauper you are looking for. 690 01:06:59,880 --> 01:07:02,960 I have a villa too. - I know. 691 01:07:03,880 --> 01:07:06,960 I saw you come back for that canvas three - wheeler. 692 01:07:09,040 --> 01:07:11,960 You saw me? 693 01:07:13,400 --> 01:07:15,960 I saw you play around with that little bitch, too. 694 01:07:16,880 --> 01:07:19,960 If she has puppies, I'll have one! 695 01:07:23,720 --> 01:07:25,960 How I hate him. 696 01:07:26,600 --> 01:07:29,160 He buys meat for dogs! 697 01:07:30,160 --> 01:07:32,960 What for? - Cooks it for people. 698 01:07:33,160 --> 01:07:35,960 A bucket - ful for a pew pence - 699 01:07:36,280 --> 01:07:38,960 and serves it as steak. 700 01:07:40,040 --> 01:07:42,360 Darling, I want you. 701 01:07:43,160 --> 01:07:45,360 Excuse me. 702 01:07:49,760 --> 01:07:51,360 Please. 703 01:07:52,840 --> 01:07:55,560 Manuella, Rudolph and I sat at one desk together. 704 01:07:57,240 --> 01:07:59,760 I know, in the last row, by the wall. 705 01:08:00,400 --> 01:08:02,960 I can't do that to him. 706 01:08:04,920 --> 01:08:07,560 Do it to him. 707 01:08:11,280 --> 01:08:13,960 God, where are my good intentions? 708 01:08:15,440 --> 01:08:18,160 Any salt around? 709 01:08:22,640 --> 01:08:25,360 At last, soup, ham, 710 01:08:26,280 --> 01:08:28,960 a steak and wine. 711 01:08:29,320 --> 01:08:32,160 Ninety - seven. - Thanks, that's all right. 712 01:08:34,840 --> 01:08:37,960 Is it warm in that cubby - hole of yours? 713 01:08:41,880 --> 01:08:44,560 I've got an electric... 714 01:08:46,160 --> 01:08:48,960 Eat up, quick. - Would you like to pay, Sir? 715 01:08:49,160 --> 01:08:51,960 No, I have paid, or do I pay twice? 716 01:08:52,520 --> 01:08:55,560 Who collected it? - Your colleague. 717 01:08:56,120 --> 01:08:58,960 I'm the head waiter here! - He's been here! 718 01:08:59,600 --> 01:09:02,360 You'd better explain, this phantom waiter - 719 01:09:02,600 --> 01:09:05,560 a unique local custom. 720 01:09:06,440 --> 01:09:08,960 What did he say? 721 01:09:09,400 --> 01:09:12,160 A unique local custom, 722 01:09:13,600 --> 01:09:16,360 in addition to the normal waiter... 723 01:09:17,720 --> 01:09:19,960 ...an abnormal one. 724 01:09:20,680 --> 01:09:23,360 Unbelievable. 725 01:09:24,200 --> 01:09:26,960 What a coincidence! Mr. Kralik again! 726 01:09:27,200 --> 01:09:29,960 Bumping into each other all the time. - Good evening. 727 01:09:30,200 --> 01:09:33,120 He was up to his tricks in the mountains, 728 01:09:33,600 --> 01:09:36,160 and we were there, he's up to his tricks here and - 729 01:09:37,720 --> 01:09:40,360 isn't that a coincidence? 730 01:09:40,800 --> 01:09:43,760 Golden Prague, yeah. 731 01:09:46,480 --> 01:09:49,160 Goodbye. - See you. 732 01:09:49,520 --> 01:09:52,560 Hoarse, are you? Yep all of a sudden. 733 01:10:35,760 --> 01:10:38,560 Pst, come here... careful, there... ...over there. 734 01:11:53,280 --> 01:11:56,160 He's running down - river! 735 01:11:56,400 --> 01:11:59,360 Who? The fake waiter! 736 01:12:00,000 --> 01:12:02,960 Running past your place! The fake waiter! 737 01:14:00,400 --> 01:14:03,360 Friends, he may have escaped us. 738 01:14:05,040 --> 01:14:07,960 But it is also possible that he is here amongst us! 739 01:14:10,880 --> 01:14:13,760 I suggest that nobody leaves. 740 01:14:17,080 --> 01:14:19,960 One of us must fetch the police. 741 01:14:20,800 --> 01:14:23,560 Let them check on us all! 742 01:14:23,800 --> 01:14:26,760 That's right! Pazout, you go, we all know you! 743 01:14:27,880 --> 01:14:30,760 I've had it. He thought of it, let him go! 744 01:14:31,000 --> 01:14:33,960 Thank you for your trust, I hope you'll not disappoint me. 745 01:14:36,680 --> 01:14:39,560 Thank you, sorry, excuse me, yes, I'll be back in a flash. 746 01:14:41,320 --> 01:14:43,960 Stand here, don't let anybody in 747 01:14:45,280 --> 01:14:47,960 till the police arrives. 748 01:15:23,720 --> 01:15:26,560 What is this here, what is up? Gentlement, hey-ho, get up and pay, 749 01:15:28,320 --> 01:15:30,960 here, yes, here... 750 01:15:31,680 --> 01:15:34,560 Yes, I am here, everything is all right, right, let us start here, 751 01:15:35,600 --> 01:15:38,360 yes, thank you, thank you... 752 01:15:38,680 --> 01:15:41,360 The place is packed full. Don't you know me. 753 01:15:44,760 --> 01:15:47,560 Quiet! Does anybody know him? The guy who just left? 754 01:15:54,400 --> 01:15:57,160 See, no-one. It must be him. Let's get him! 755 01:16:39,800 --> 01:16:42,360 Have you any idea what you have committed? - I know. An offence. 756 01:16:42,800 --> 01:16:44,960 Atraffic offence. - A serious traffic offence. 757 01:16:45,200 --> 01:16:47,960 What are you thinking of? If you knew, comrade, 758 01:16:48,200 --> 01:16:50,960 what I am thinking of, you'd be promoted. 759 01:16:51,280 --> 01:16:52,960 I'd be what? 760 01:16:53,400 --> 01:16:55,960 When you see Vrana, 761 01:16:56,200 --> 01:16:58,960 you'll know what Kralik looks like. 762 01:16:59,840 --> 01:17:02,560 Round the corner. 763 01:17:33,320 --> 01:17:36,320 Do you have a plan? - I'll report it. 764 01:17:42,000 --> 01:17:44,960 Yes? 765 01:17:46,000 --> 01:17:48,960 Douchova, you're crazy! One sends you to the post office... 766 01:17:52,520 --> 01:17:55,560 Mr. Vrana, I have to tell you something. - What? 767 01:17:57,480 --> 01:18:00,360 Not here. Could we go upstairs? 768 01:18:04,440 --> 01:18:07,360 All right, tell me. 769 01:18:09,880 --> 01:18:12,560 Mr. Vrana, I went to the post office... - And. 770 01:18:12,880 --> 01:18:15,560 ...then to the a hairdresser's... - And. 771 01:18:15,880 --> 01:18:18,760 ...then I... bought some clothes... glasses and now I want to tell you 772 01:18:21,040 --> 01:18:23,960 that I love you. 773 01:18:29,200 --> 01:18:31,960 Douchova, come on, what... 774 01:18:32,600 --> 01:18:34,960 Put that mousey dust - coat on again, twist your hair into a bun, 775 01:18:35,600 --> 01:18:38,400 I can't afford a love affair, come on. 776 01:18:38,400 --> 01:18:40,960 I know, I found her hair around. 777 01:18:41,400 --> 01:18:43,960 A momentary lapse. I've finished with all that. 778 01:18:44,200 --> 01:18:46,960 As you know, I have different interests, Now I play the violin and such. 779 01:18:47,200 --> 01:18:50,760 You must give it up. That police man had a strange look in his face. 780 01:18:51,000 --> 01:18:53,960 Mr. Vrana, I know you're the fake waiter. 781 01:18:55,920 --> 01:18:57,960 Douchova! 782 01:18:58,920 --> 01:19:01,760 Mr. Vrana, If you don't stop, I'll go to the police, 783 01:19:02,040 --> 01:19:04,960 because the sooner I do, the sooner you'll be out of prison. 784 01:19:12,000 --> 01:19:14,960 Wait, Douchova... Iook, sit down... 785 01:19:18,120 --> 01:19:20,960 Libby... What are you doing, where are you going? 786 01:19:23,200 --> 01:19:25,960 You've never called me Libby. 787 01:19:26,200 --> 01:19:28,960 But I'm married! 788 01:19:29,200 --> 01:19:31,960 Dalibor. - Aauuch! 789 01:19:47,000 --> 01:19:49,760 What can I get you? 790 01:19:50,040 --> 01:19:52,960 I seem to have forgotten. My head. 791 01:19:54,280 --> 01:19:56,960 My greetings. 792 01:19:57,280 --> 01:19:59,960 Libby my girl, you wanted to turn me in? 793 01:20:00,280 --> 01:20:02,960 Because I love you. 794 01:20:03,400 --> 01:20:05,960 I've remembered. - Yes. 795 01:20:09,040 --> 01:20:11,960 Hands Up. A good thriller, I hear. 796 01:20:12,720 --> 01:20:15,360 Up there somewhere. 797 01:20:18,920 --> 01:20:22,360 Sorry, that's Winnie - the - Pooh - Never mind, I'll take it. 798 01:20:22,680 --> 01:20:24,960 But that's not a thriller, 799 01:20:25,680 --> 01:20:27,960 it's kids'stuff. 800 01:20:28,720 --> 01:20:31,360 The donkey with the stolen tail. - Never mind, I'll take it. 801 01:20:34,640 --> 01:20:37,360 Ok... Winnie-the-Pooh, Hands Up too? 802 01:20:37,880 --> 01:20:40,560 Hands Up too. 803 01:20:40,880 --> 01:20:43,560 Here it is, here you go, 804 01:20:44,000 --> 01:20:46,960 So it's Hands Up, Winnie-the-Pooh, sounds funny together, ha? 805 01:20:50,400 --> 01:20:53,360 That's eighty - nine seventy, Sir. 806 01:20:58,200 --> 01:21:00,960 Anything wrong? 807 01:21:02,000 --> 01:21:04,960 On the contrary. 808 01:21:06,000 --> 01:21:08,960 Come with me, Mr. Vrana. 809 01:21:23,200 --> 01:21:25,960 There is no use, Libby. 810 01:21:32,000 --> 01:21:36,360 With shoes falling apart, by gold fever I'm struck 811 01:21:37,200 --> 01:21:41,360 I'm poor, I'm weak, and I am ill! 812 01:21:42,920 --> 01:21:47,360 My head is ablaze, and in a distant blueish haze 813 01:21:48,000 --> 01:21:52,360 glistens and shines my sweet dream. 814 01:21:53,200 --> 01:21:57,360 Where the land's hushed by snow, where only wolfs' footprints show 815 01:21:58,600 --> 01:22:02,960 no post-ofice, no letters, just cold. 816 01:22:04,040 --> 01:22:07,960 Alone, in a shack of pine, I'll dream that dream of mine, 817 01:22:09,440 --> 01:22:13,360 that dream of the nuggets of gold. 818 01:22:15,200 --> 01:22:19,360 Severe are the winds of the North, 819 01:22:20,600 --> 01:22:24,560 that is my dear love a fact 820 01:22:25,960 --> 01:22:29,360 I'll bring you boullions of gold, 821 01:22:30,000 --> 01:22:33,960 or I may never come back. 822 01:23:10,720 --> 01:23:13,160 You, Rudolph? 823 01:23:13,720 --> 01:23:16,560 So we'll be sitting together again. 824 01:23:20,000 --> 01:23:24,360 I've grown a long beard and the wolves are coming near 825 01:23:25,720 --> 01:23:30,080 I now hear their howling approach. 826 01:23:30,880 --> 01:23:34,960 The're after my scent and know that I'll soon descend 827 01:23:35,840 --> 01:23:39,960 into the shallow grave marked with a cross. 828 01:23:41,400 --> 01:23:45,560 Here lies that silly fool, who wanted a house and a pool 829 01:23:46,880 --> 01:23:50,560 and left your beautiful face. 830 01:23:51,960 --> 01:23:56,160 He has a tin little mug and of gold nothing but dust 831 01:23:57,280 --> 01:24:01,560 and the Northern Lights shine over his grave. 832 01:24:02,800 --> 01:24:06,760 Severe are the winds of the North, 833 01:24:08,000 --> 01:24:11,960 that is my dear love a fact 834 01:24:13,000 --> 01:24:16,360 I'll bring you boullions of gold, 835 01:24:17,000 --> 01:24:20,560 or I may never come back. 836 01:24:21,000 --> 01:24:25,000 >> Napisy pobrane z http://napisy.org << >>>>>>>> nowa wizja napis�w <<<<<<<<